The God awakens and pauses for a good stretch…ah. Now, where is my servant? Oh look, he has opened the garden – how pleasant. I must say, this is a beautiful afternoon for a leisurely stroll.
The smell of fresh flowers and green grass is…vroom, pop, pop, bang…
Help me human!!! I leap for my life from the patio into the kitchen and skid across the floor. I pounce into my human’s arms.
“Did the landscaper frighten you Thor?”
Frightened me, no, he tried to hack me in two with that bladed thing!
“Thor, you are shaking. Come here.”
No bear hugs…
Oh well, this is nice and the massage is very relaxing. Actually, this is a perfect spot for a nap.